You know that The Sound of The Ladies are a fan of tiny gigs (having had tremendous fun with The Sound of The Ladies Lounge), and now we’ve been asked to play The World’s Smallest Festival (in Forest Hill, London). It has a great line-up, including The Pipettes, Popsocks and a host of comedians too.

Now, getting a ticket is somewhat novel. The festival is run by the folks at blagamillion.com, who are pursuing the noble goal of setting up an arts fund for internet filmmakers -  through the medium of blagging a million pounds in 90 days. No, rilly. If you’d like to enter the raffle for tickets, simply text BLAG to 60777; texts cost £1.50 plus the normal cost of a message, and the money goes to the blagger fund. There are 50 pairs of tickets up for grabs (told you it was the smallest festival in the world). Keep texting in! And maybe see you on Sunday!